1. Baby: m- m-
    2. Mom: Are you trying to say mama honey?
    3. Baby: The Ministry has fallen. Scrimigeour is dead. They are coming.
     
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  2. (Source: drdavidmrmack, via neil-gaiman)

    Tagged #neil gaiman
     

  3. "Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else."
    — 

    Lemony Snicket 

    Everything you love is here

    (via lovequotesrus)

    (Source: maxkirin, via yeahwriters)

     

  4. "Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book."
    —  Cicero, 43 BCE (via ankurthakkar)

    (via yeahwriters)

     
  5. i-may-hate-what-you-say:

    misanthropy-and-cats:

     

    Me. Except sometimes I say “thanks. I got them at Costco” just to shake things up.

     
  6. gamebuddy123:

    cynicaltechnophile:

    weedandothertrees:

    holy crap! 

    "yesssss, pet me human"

    Hardcore purrkour

    (via i-may-hate-what-you-say)

     
  7. (Source: katasty, via whiskers-and-lace)

     

  8. (Source: codkwassa, via sunpoisoned)

     
  9. thedaisiestdaisy:

    laserscrewdriver:

    AVENGE ME HAMLET
    FOR I WAS KILLED BY YOUR UNCLE, AND MY BROTHER 

    A MOST FOWL AND UNNATURAL MURDER

    (via i-may-hate-what-you-say)

     
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  11. "One writes because one has been touched by the yearning for and the despair of ever touching the Other."
    — Charles Simic (via writingquotes)
    Tagged #writing
     
  12. craighead:

    christinegro:

    garnnetea:

    this is amazing. 

    #potterhead forever.

    This is tripping me out..

    The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

    (Source: uphayinaphu, via broomsdowneyesclosed)

     
  13. (Source: skyastrid, via thehpalliance)

     

  14. "It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart."
    — Rainer Maria Rilke  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

    (Source: onceuponawildflower, via ineffable-gaudiness)

    Tagged #Rilke #poetry